Spacy

Always looking for new worlds to conquer, Spacy zooms into the Milky Way galaxy intent on making Earth the first entry on his list of captured planets. Spacy has been cruising the universe for longer than the Sun has been shining, and he's found many interesting planets through his travels. But he's yet to conquer any, however, for while this marauding alien is an excellent navigator, he is also a bit forgetful. Perhaps next time he should install the turbo lasers into his spaceship before blasting off.